
Today, Tuesday, June 21st, is the
Summer Solstice.
Just what, precisely, does that
mean?
In a few words: it is the longest day of the year in terms of daylight.
From this day forward, the amount of light per day will diminish towards Fall and then Winter.
I love every season with the very specific
exception of Summer.
Summer,
to me, means agonizing heat, some humidity, clogged roadways (in my case, up I-80), melanoma, carcinoma, my cancerous past, screaming kids, bawling infants, skyrocketing gas prices, rude vacationers, and long days to cover my fellow supervisors and deputies who customarily take the bulk of their time-off in this period.
Which is why, when I vacation, I do so in late October, December, January and February. When the
fewest number of persons are on the roads or in hotels or in my way. And -- oddly enough -- hotel/motel rates are at their lowest.
Imagine that.
I enjoy the rain, the fog, the snow, the cold, the sleet, the massive waves at the ocean, the horizontal snowstorms in the Sierras, the lack of people to mar my view of nature.
Predominantly, I hate people. If you vacation in Summer I likely hate you. I avoid you like the plague. You can deal with your fellow mindless locusts buzzing about with your ilk and kids.
You can clean up your kids' vomit and snot. Leave the booth at the restaurant as though a war was fought there -- that's how inconsiderate you are. Bring your squalling horde of infants to the movie, dining place, outdoor venue I'd like to otherwise enjoy with my wife.
You can
keep Summer. I stay at home and I work in the shade.
Which is why I can't
wait for the Summer Solstice to subsume and grow smaller. Which means: people will be, by-and-by, going
away.
This always makes me smile. It's all downhill from here.
BZ
P.S.
| Year | Northern Hemisphere | Southern Hemisphere |
| 2000 | June 21, 01:48 | December 21, 13:37 |
| 2001 | June 21, 07:38 | December 21, 19:21 |
| 2002 | June 21, 13:24 | December 22, 01:14 |
| 2003 | June 21, 19:10 | December 22, 07:04 |
| 2004 | June 21, 00:57 | December 21, 12:42 |
| 2005 | June 21, 06:46 | December 21, 18:35 |
| 2006 | June 21, 12:26 | December 22, 00:22 |
| 2007 | June 21, 18:06 | December 22, 06:08 |
| 2008 | June 20, 23:59 | December 21, 12:04 |
| 2009 | June 21, 05:46 | December 21, 17:47 |
| 2010 | June 21, 11:28 | December 21, 23:38 |
| 2011 | June 21, 17:16 | December 22, 05:30 |
| 2012 | June 20, 23:09 | December 21, 11:12 |
| 2013 | June 21, 05:04 | December 21, 17:11 |
| 2014 | June 21, 10:51 | December 21, 23:03 |
| 2015 | June 21, 16:38 | December 22, 04:48 |
| 2016 | June 20, 22:34 | December 21, 10:44 |
| 2017 | June 21, 04:24 | December 21, 16:28 |
| 2018 | June 21, 10:07 | December 21, 22:23 |
| 2019 | June 21, 15:54 | December 22, 04:19 |
| 2020 | June 20, 21:44 | December 21, 10:02 |
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June 11th, 2011 1:19 AM
This movie was painful to sit through. My 7 year old liked it but there were just random acts with no real connections or story. The child that played her brother spoke with such a speech impediment that he was unintelligible at times and annoying at others. This movie had potential but right away when I saw dad.. who looked like a Who from Whooville who'd had Botox.. That visual gave me the first clue this movie was going to be awful. If they had played it straight it wouldn't have been so awful, there just wasn't enough redeeming qualities about it for the adult.
The makeup artist must have been a beauty school drop out because you can see a close up on the Big Foot hunters face.. you can tell his pores have resisted makeup and you can see the spots.
Over all, I'd say.. skip this one and let the grandparents take the kids to see it.
June 10th, 2011 11:00 PM
its great to see more kids films that adults can enjoy coming out!
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